10. Cornflakes prevent masturbation
They don’t, really. However, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the breakfast cereal mastermind, hoped that they would. He invented cornflakes and other products because he thought that plain foods would lead Americans away
from the “sin” of masturbation.
Thankfully, nowadays, food manufacturers spend less time trying to convince the youth to give up masturbation. And just in case there was any doubt, it doesn’t make you go blind, either.
If this list has tickled your fancy, your next move might be to plan a trip to Iceland and visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which is dedicated to all things penile. The museum was started up by Sigurður
Hjartarson, whose interest began when he was given a bull’s penis as a boy.
According to Hjartarson: “Collecting penises is like collecting anything. You can never stop, you can never catch up, you can always get a new one, a better one.”
Or, if you want to go one step further, you can visit the Guolizhuang Restaurant, in Beijing, which specializes in penis and testicle dishes. It’s up to you.